The latest DC installment is more a victim of overblown hype than a truly bad film.
Forget about your worries and your strife…
Take your moment, Ry-Ren™; you earned it.
It’s like Plato’s Allegory of the Cave – if that cave was a torture chamber run by a sick pervert.
And now I’m crying into my figgy pudding.
Let’s sleepwalk through this the best we can.
Now we know why the Doctor runs: it’s from the pain.
The most terrible of all frights turns out to be predictable storytelling.
Joe Wright: Do better.
Stop being cute, Moffat. Just call the episode “The Sonic Screwdriver.”